Could you imagine shopping and just looking over into the isle and seeing him
There is like nothing but juice in that cart. What the hell Robert, you juice whore.
THERE IS A FACE IN THE EGGS
OMFG THERE IS A CREEPY FACE IN THE EGGS. WTAF. ALSO. HE IS WEARING A STARK BASEBALL CAP. STARK. I AM NOT IMAGINING THAT, RIGHT? omg rdj wtaf.
is that jude law hiding in the eggs
you’re walking in the dairy aisle
there’s no one around and your cart is full
out of the corner of your eye you spot him: RDJ
he’s following you in a Stark brand cap
his cart squeaks on the floor, and he narrows his eyes to a squint
he’s staring at you: RDJ
you’re looking for the checkout but you’re all turned around
he’s walking beside you now and you can see there’s juice in his cart
my god, there’s juice everywhere.
shopping for your food - with RDJ
you get in the same queue - with RDJ
he browses through the candy
Hollywood superstar RDJ
picks up a pack of gum - RDJ
looks at the price - RDJ
puts it back on the shelf - practical shopper RDJ