Celestialess

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Currently sorting out NSFW drawings to a new URL, molestialess.tumblr.com

why am i still awake

— 2 hours ago with 5 notes

500daysofsassy:

brooksoglesby:

so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off

I CANTG BR EATHE 

(Source: seriousjones, via outlastwhistleblower)

— 2 hours ago with 92398 notes
thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

(Source: neilcicierega, via amcbreakingsad)

— 14 hours ago with 91659 notes
kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

(via initialshh)

— 15 hours ago with 305475 notes

averypottermormon:

honorarytenenbaum:

fili-kili-at-your-service:

a-tumbler-of-ice-and-fire:

What a boss

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.

there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day

(Source: from-under-the-weirwood-tree, via lovefromstiricide)

— 17 hours ago with 94909 notes
Anonymous asked: Is it Possible to create a gun out of a toaster, that shoots sporks?


Answer:

wildstaronline:

"D.R.E.D. finds a way! Usually a painful and explosive way."

— 18 hours ago with 97 notes